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Talking There's this Cannibal

Stood next to a big pile of shite, crying his eyes out....

A fellow passes and says, "What the fuck is up with you?"

He goes "I've just dumped me girlfriend!"

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Oh cmon, I know you have better material then that!

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two cannibals are eating a clown and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"

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two cannibals are eating a clown and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Dangit. So you know, it's the "Welcome to the last week guy." I feel really lame now, almost as much as VCook.

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Stood next to a big pile of shite, crying his eyes out....

A fellow passes and says, "What the fuck is up with you?"

He goes "I've just dumped me girlfriend!"
Worst joke ever

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Dangit. So you know, it's the "Welcome to the last week guy." I feel really lame now, almost as much as VCook.
i thought it was lame cannible joke thread, i was just contributing! lol

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You want a cannibal joke?

what did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? he wiped his arse.

What's the definition of trust? Two Cannibals giving each other a b*** job.

Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and say, "You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me!"

What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
A: The cold shoulder.


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