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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 02-27-2004, 11:35 AM Thread Starter
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Talking Watch what you eat...

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on
nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all
those conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart
attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.

4. The Italians drink large amounts of red wine and also suffer
fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British or Canadians.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and
fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, British
or Canadians.

6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of perogies,
cabbage rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans,
British or Canadians.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is
apparently what kills you.

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