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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-05-2004, 01:32 PM Thread Starter
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> >This is too good!!
> >
> >
> >After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger
> woman. He
> >wanted to continue living in their downtown luxury apartment with
> his new
> >lover so he asked his wife to move out and get another place. His
> wife
> >agreed to this, provided that he would give her 3 days alone at the
> >apartment to pack up her things.
> >
> >She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and
> >suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her
> >things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their
> beautiful
> >dining table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and
> feasted
> >on a pound of shrimp and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she had
> finished, she
> >went into each room and deposited a few of the half-eaten shrimp
> shells
> >into
> >the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the
> >kitchen and left.
> >
> >When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for
> the
> >first few days. Then slowly the apartment began to smell. They tried
> >everything; cleaning & mopping and airing the place out. Vents were
> checked
> >for dead rodents, carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were
> hung
> >everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters,
> during
> >which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even
> paid to
> >replace the expensive carpet. Finally, they could not take
> >it any longer and decided to move.
> >
> >They could not find a buyer for their stinky apartment so they had
> to
> >borrow
> >a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The moving
> >company arrived and did a very professional packing job, taking
> everything
> >to their new home...including the curtain rods.

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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-05-2004, 02:09 PM
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That is just not right, if a man decides to upgrade his spouse, well that is just the way it is.

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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-07-2004, 06:21 PM
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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-07-2004, 08:04 PM
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Ha funny thats true revenge.

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post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 03-08-2004, 07:20 AM
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