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A Nun Walks into a Bar!

A Nun Walks into a Bar!
>
>A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a local Hooters.
>The place was hopping with music and dancing, but every once in a while the
>lights would turn off. Each time after the lights would go out, the place
>would
>erupt into cheers.
>
>However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She
>walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"
>
>The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should."
>
>"Why not?" The nun asked.
>
>"Well, there is a statue of a naked man in there, and his most private
>parts
>are covered only by a fig leaf."
>

>"Nonsense," said the nun, "I'll just look the other way."
>
>So the bartender showed the nun the door at the top of the stairs, and she
>proceeded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the
>whole place was hopping with music and dancing again. However, they did
>stop just
>long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the
>bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me
>just
>because I went to the restroom?"
>
>"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender. "Would you like
>a
>drink?"
>
>"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
>
>"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is
>lifted up, the lights go out in the whole place. Now, how about that
>drink?"

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