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Politics and Cows

Politics and Cows;

Republican: You have two cows, your neighbor has none. So what?

Cambodian Communism: You have two cows, the government comes and takes the cows then shoots you.

Russian Communism: You have two cows, the government takes the cows and drafts you.

Pure Communism: You have two cows, the government takes the cows and distributes the milk as needed.

Christian: You have two cows, your neighbor has none. You give him one of your cows.

Anarchy: You fight for the cows with your life and sell the milk at a very high price.

American: You have two cows, the government takes the cows and pays you for them. Then they pour the milk down the drain.

There are more, but I liked these the best.

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