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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 03-12-2004, 06:20 PM Thread Starter
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Bears v. Packers Rivalry

There's a guy from Green Bay (Packer fan) driving to Chicago, and a guy from
Chicago (Bear fan) driving to Green Bay.

In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each
other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions. The
Bears fan manages to climb out of his car and surveys the damage. He looks
at his twisted car and says "Man, I'm really lucky to be alive"!

Likewise the Packers fan scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage.
He too says to himself, "I can't believe I survived this wreck"!

The Bear fan walks over to the Packer fan and says," Hey man, I think this
is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live as
friends instead of arch rivals". The Packer fan thinks for a moment and
says," You know, you're absolutely right. We should be friends. Let's see
what else survived this wreck"!

So the Bear fan pops his trunk and finds a full bottle of Jack Daniels. He
says to the Packers fan, "I think this is another sign from God that we
should toast to our newfound understanding and friendship".

The Packer fan says, "You're damn right!" He takes the bottle and starts
sucking down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly half the bottle the
Packer fan hands it back to the Bear backer and says, "Your turn."

The Bear fan twists the cap back on the bottle and says. "Nah, I think I'll
wait for the cops to show up.

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<------ (diehard Packer fan)

You better watch out when AmberRR sees this...she's an even bigger Packer fan than me!

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That's awesome!

Never a bad time to climb... unless the weather is really horrible, and then you climb inside!

I bleed GREEN
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The truth hurts, doesn't it Packer fans!
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Yea I am compensating..



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Q: How many people does it take to change a light bulb at Lambeau Field?

A: Three. One to change it and two to talk about how good the old one was.
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What did Ron Wolf say to Ray Rhodes after the Cardinals game???



GO PACK!!!
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Did you hear that the Packers named a street after Ray Rhodes?


It's an exit ramp!
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- Did you hear that Brett Favre can't get into his own driveway?

Someone painted an end zone on it!

- How do a new born puppy and a Packer fan differ?

A new born puppy stops whining after a week.


Q: What's the difference between Cheerios and the Green Bay Packers?
A: Cheerios belong in a Bowl.

Q: Why does Lambau Field have natural Grass?
A: The cheerleaders need somewhere to graze

Q: How do you stop a Packer Fan from masturbating?
A: Paint his penis Purple and Gold and he wont beat it for FIVE years!

Q: What do you call a female Packer fan with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant

Q: Did you know that the toothbrush was invented by a Packer fan?
A: Had to be, if it was invented by anyone else it would have been called a teeth brush!



Oh man, I could do this all day! Hope you guys enjoyed...
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