Bears v. Packers Rivalry
There's a guy from Green Bay (Packer fan) driving to Chicago, and a guy from
Chicago (Bear fan) driving to Green Bay.
In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each
other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions. The
Bears fan manages to climb out of his car and surveys the damage. He looks
at his twisted car and says "Man, I'm really lucky to be alive"!
Likewise the Packers fan scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage.
He too says to himself, "I can't believe I survived this wreck"!
The Bear fan walks over to the Packer fan and says," Hey man, I think this
is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live as
friends instead of arch rivals". The Packer fan thinks for a moment and
says," You know, you're absolutely right. We should be friends. Let's see
what else survived this wreck"!
So the Bear fan pops his trunk and finds a full bottle of Jack Daniels. He
says to the Packers fan, "I think this is another sign from God that we
should toast to our newfound understanding and friendship".
The Packer fan says, "You're damn right!" He takes the bottle and starts
sucking down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly half the bottle the
Packer fan hands it back to the Bear backer and says, "Your turn."
The Bear fan twists the cap back on the bottle and says. "Nah, I think I'll
wait for the cops to show up.