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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-13-2004, 07:30 AM Thread Starter
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Talking Cough Syrup

The owner of a large drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk:

"What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk says: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner says:"You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxative"!
The clerk says: "Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough!

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Re: Cough Syrup

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Originally posted by JimGoFast
The owner of a large drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk:

"What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk says: "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner says:"You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxative"!
The clerk says: "Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough!

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