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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 03-13-2004, 09:13 AM Thread Starter
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> A middle aged women decides to have a facelift for her birthday.
>
> She spends $5000 and feels pretty good about the results.
>
> On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper.
>
> Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my
asking,
> but how old do you think I am??
>
> "About 32," is the reply.
>
> "I'm exactly 47," the woman says happily.
>
> A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter
girl
> the very same question.
>
> She replies, "I guess about 29."
>
> The woman replies, 'Nope, I'm 47."
>
> Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug
store
> on her way down the street.
>
> She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this
> burning question.
>
> The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I
am
> 47, but thank you."
>
> While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man the same
> question.
>
> He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eye sight is going. Although, when I
> was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was. It
sounds
> very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your
bra.
> Then I can tell you exactly how old you are."
>
> They wait in silence on the empty street until curiosity gets the
best
> of her. She finally blurts out, "What the heck, go ahead."
>
> He slips both of his hands under her blouse and under her bra and
begins
> to feel around very slowly and carefully. After a couple of minutes
of
> this, she says,"Okay, okay,..how old am I?"
>
> He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and
> says, "Madam, you are 47."
>
> Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could
you
> tell?"
>
> The old man replies, "Promise you won't get mad?"
>
> "No", she says.
>
> He replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."
>

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