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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 03-16-2004, 08:49 AM Thread Starter
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Chinese Sick Leave

Got this in an email today.

CHINESE SICK LEAVE--I NOT COME WORK TODAY!!!

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.
You got nice house.

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 03-16-2004, 07:27 PM
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Good joke, I must admit. However, this was in one of the previous threads, just warning.

















SEE PEOPLE!!! It's not that hard to be nice, instead of that stupid "Welcome to Last Week" jerk.

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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 03-16-2004, 07:56 PM
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The Chinese WTLW guy WOULD be quite fitting now though...
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 03-16-2004, 08:18 PM Thread Starter
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whoops. oh well

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