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post #1 of 1 (permalink) Old 03-16-2004, 09:15 AM Thread Starter
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The Moped

>A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2004 Ferrari.
>It is also the most expensive car in the world, and costs him $500,000. He
>takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light.
>An old man on a moped (looking about 80 years old) pulls up next to him.
>The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car
>ya' got there sonny?"
>The young man replies, "A 2004 Ferrari. It cost half a million dollars!"
>"That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
>"Because this car can do up to 320 miles and hour" states the young dude
>proudly. The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?" "No
>problem" replies the owner.
>So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then sitting
>back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right .
>. But I'll stick with my moped." Just then the light changes so the guy
>decides to show the old man just what his car can do.
>He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph.
>Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting
>closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly,
>Whhhoooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much faster!!! What on
>earth could be going faster than my Ferrari, the young man asks himself.
>Then, ahead of him, he sees the dot coming toward him.
>Whoooossh! It goes by again, heading in the opposite direction and it
>looks like the old man on the moped! Couldn't be, thinks the guy. How
>could a moped outrun a Ferrari? But again, he sees a dot in his rear view
>mirror! Whooooosh, Ka-BbblaaMMM! It plows in the back of his car,
>demolishing the rear end. The young man jumps out, and unbelievably, it IS
>the old man!!!
>He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh my God! It there anything
>I can do for you?" The old man whispers with his dying breathe, "Unhook my
>suspender from your side-view mirror".
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