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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 03-16-2004, 06:50 PM Thread Starter
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James invited his mother over for dinner.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome James' roommate was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between James and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, James volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Justin and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Justin came to James saying, "Ever since your Mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, James

Several days later, James received an email from his Mother which read:

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Justin, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Justin. But the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom

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