Join Date: Apr 2002
Years Riding: 2
How you found us: the smell
A girl, about to get married, was watching her mother bake biscuits in the
kitchen. "Mom?" she asked. "How do you keep Dad so happy after all these
years of marriage?" -
The mother says, "Watch ", throws a wad of biscuit dough on the floor, hikes
up her dress, and squats down, picking the dough up with her privates.
"Practice this and when you can do it, I'll guarantee that your man will be
satisfied for the rest of his life," said her mother.
So the girl practiced and practiced until her wedding night. - While her
anxious husband waited for her in the bed, she emerged wearing a very sexy
negligee, and carrying a can of biscuit dough. She opened the can, threw the
dough on the floor, lifted her negligee, and squatted over the dough, but
letting out a thunderous fart as she did so.
Her husband, startled, jumped from the bed and backed away. -
"What's wrong, honey?" she asked.
He replied, " Hell woman!" as he stepped further away. "If that thing barks
like that for a biscuit, I sure as hell don't want to throw any meat at it!"
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