The Bride - Chicagoland Sportbikes
Chicagoland Sportbikes
 
The Funny Papers got some funny stuff? Make us laugh.

 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-16-2004, 07:16 PM Thread Starter
Jim
Tgf Og
 
Jim's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: lith
Posts: 9,851
Location: lith
Sportbike: trek
Years Riding: 2
How you found us: the smell
           
Talking The Bride

The Bride!


A girl, about to get married, was watching her mother bake biscuits in the
kitchen. "Mom?" she asked. "How do you keep Dad so happy after all these
years of marriage?" -

The mother says, "Watch ", throws a wad of biscuit dough on the floor, hikes
up her dress, and squats down, picking the dough up with her privates.
"Practice this and when you can do it, I'll guarantee that your man will be
satisfied for the rest of his life," said her mother.

So the girl practiced and practiced until her wedding night. - While her
anxious husband waited for her in the bed, she emerged wearing a very sexy
negligee, and carrying a can of biscuit dough. She opened the can, threw the
dough on the floor, lifted her negligee, and squatted over the dough, but
letting out a thunderous fart as she did so.

Her husband, startled, jumped from the bed and backed away. -

"What's wrong, honey?" she asked.

He replied, " Hell woman!" as he stepped further away. "If that thing barks
like that for a biscuit, I sure as hell don't want to throw any meat at it!"

Join the NRA, help protect our Second Amendment rights
GO Bears!!!!!!!!
Jim is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-16-2004, 07:18 PM
Asphalt tastes bad, kids.
 
Honda4Ever's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: New Mexico
Posts: 1,544
Location: New Mexico
Sportbike: Boo-Boo('02 Black/Yellow F4i)
Years Riding: 3
How you found us: My brother is on here.
    
Send a message via Yahoo to Honda4Ever
That is terrible!

<----Jeff
Honda4Ever is offline  
post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-17-2004, 09:21 PM
VTwin Squid
 
Jynxx's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Elgin
Posts: 420
Location: Elgin
Sportbike: 99' VTR1000 Cruiser: 02' VTX1800
Years Riding: 4
How you found us: Sportbikes.com
 
Ehhhhhh.......
Jynxx is offline  
post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-18-2004, 04:46 PM
Kansas Baby
 
SweetSexyZX7R's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: BTK Land
Posts: 693
Location: BTK Land
Sportbike: 1992 ZX7R
Years Riding: 4
How you found us: through GODFATHER
 
SweetSexyZX7R is offline  
post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-18-2004, 04:54 PM
bwa
Boom
 
bwa's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Kalispell, MT
Posts: 13,320
Location: Kalispell, MT
Sportbike: None :(
Years Riding: not long enough
How you found us: Crazeinc
           
damn, the end is anti-climactic
bwa is offline  
post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-18-2004, 05:10 PM
SICK OF IT ALL
 
Ocean's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 4,471
Location: Dallas, TX
Sportbike: missing my RC51
Years Riding: 9+
How you found us: drove by Strats one night & stopped in
           

Wayne


Standing together
Side by side
Staying true to what’s inside
United as one, we fight

Ocean is offline  
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the Chicagoland Sportbikes forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome