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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 03-18-2004, 04:30 PM Thread Starter
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> > The Texas preacher rose with an angry red face. "Someone in this
> > congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This
> > is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I
> > am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party
> > who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian
> > family."
> >
> > No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face
> > me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in
> > your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your
> > transgression."
> >
> > Again all was quiet. Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a
> > body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was
> > bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke. "Reverend there has been a
> > terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Klan.
> > I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the
> > sheets!"
> >
> > The preacher fainted.
> >
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