TEACHER, TO CLASS ON LIFE
A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals." The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be sugar?"
The little girl said "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed and a jackass to pay for all of it."
The Teacher Fainted