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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 03-19-2004, 10:05 AM Thread Starter
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The Peanut:

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating
peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his
mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a
question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in
his ear.
He tried and tried to dig it out but only succeeded in pushing
it in deeper. He asked his wife for assistance, and after hours
of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came
home with her date. After being informed of the problem,
their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.
The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two
fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When
the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and daughter
jumped and yelled for joy.
The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter
brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat.
Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said,
"That's wonderful. Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going
to be when he grows older?!"
The father replies "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law.

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