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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-24-2004, 07:59 AM Thread Starter
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Men Strike back

Laughing and Ducking for cover


Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never
be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-24-2004, 08:12 AM
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later!!
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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-24-2004, 11:31 AM
Yes yes yes, as in soap.
 
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Great!

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FASTEST AT CRA FOREVER!
 
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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 03-24-2004, 12:43 PM
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Side by side
Staying true to what’s inside
United as one, we fight

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White Soxs Still Rule!
 
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