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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 03-25-2004, 01:52 PM Thread Starter
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Talking New bike

For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. He asked, "Son, where are you going?

Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you tell mom you were pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.

And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no fucking bike!"

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very very nice !

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