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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 03-26-2004, 12:18 PM Thread Starter
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Martha Stewart is getting her own b*tch

We know from Martha Stewart's TV show and magazine that she likes to plan ahead, so this story doesn't seem so far-fetched.

According to my sources, Stewart — who is convinced she will definitely be sent to Danbury Correctional Institution in Danbury, Conn. — is taking no chances on her prison stay. She has apparently sought out and found an inmate who is already incarcerated there and willing to work for her.

This woman, who is serving time for embezzlement, is supposed to be Martha's eyes and ears — sort of a glorified assistant — during what could be a 16-month run in the big house, sources said.

It's not like there won't be compensation. Stewart, or she told friends recently at a dinner, has offered remuneration to the woman's family on the outside of prison, sources said. Of course, anyone in prison who's been convicted of embezzlement must pay restitution, so finding a patron saint in Martha Stewart would be a windfall.

Who is the new assistant? It turns out (and it surprised me, too) that there are a lot — and I mean a lot — of women who've been convicted of embezzlement and are serving time.

I spoke to the husband of one new Danbury inmate who fit the description. He said that neither Stewart nor her attorneys had contacted him.

"But my wife's down there, and she'd be a great friend to Martha if she needs one," he told me. "She's a fan."

Stewart will be sentenced on June 17 and should start serving her term two weeks later. Just so you know, it's not a fait accompli that Martha is definitely going to Danbury, even though it's the closest federal prison to her home. But should she go there, Stewart will be one of 1,300 women, some of whom are embezzlers, and some who are doing time for far more unsavory offenses.


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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 03-26-2004, 12:39 PM
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Women in Prison There are only two ways to make it through the joint. So, do you think Martha will fight or f*ck?
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