Just a reminder of how clever the female population can be!!!!
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved
>all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved
>money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said
>to his wife,"Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money
>and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the
>So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when
>he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.
>Well, sadly, one day he died. He was stretched out in the
>casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend.
>When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to
>close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" She had a shoe
>box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.
>Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.
>Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that
>money in the casket." She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good Christian, I
>I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket
>with him." "You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the
>casket with him?" "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put
>into my account and I wrote him a check."