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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 03-31-2004, 05:34 PM Thread Starter
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You might be a redneck if......

>You might be a redneck if.....2004 version
> >Your standard of living improves when you go camping.
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> >Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens.
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> >You have jacked up your home to look for a dog.
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> >You have a relative living in your garage.
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> >Your neighbor has ever asked to borrow a quart of beer.
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> >There is a belch on your answering machine greeting.
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> >You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode.
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> >None of the tires on your van are the same size.
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> >You hold the hood of your car with your head while you work on it.
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> >Your idea of getting lucky is passing the emissions test.
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> >Your town put the new garbage truck in the Christmas parade.
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> >Your local beauty salon also fixes cars.
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> >Your doghouse and your living room have the same shag carpet.
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> >You've slow danced in the Waffle House.
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> >Starting your car involves popping the hood.
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> >Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays.
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> >You whistle at women in church.
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> >You actually wear shoes your dog brought home.
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> >You've been in a fist fight at a yard sale.
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> >You think people who have cell phones and e-mail are uppity
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