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A guy walks into a confessional...

(Note - this was hi-jacked from a popular magazine, so you may have read it)

A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last night."

The priest is silent for a moment then says, "Go home and cut seven lemons in half. Squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it down in one gulp."

"..And I'll be forgiven?" asks the man.

"No," replies the priest, "but it will wipe the fucking smirk off your face."
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