A guy walks into a confessional...
(Note - this was hi-jacked from a popular magazine, so you may have read it)
A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last night."
The priest is silent for a moment then says, "Go home and cut seven lemons in half. Squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it down in one gulp."
"..And I'll be forgiven?" asks the man.
"No," replies the priest, "but it will wipe the fucking smirk off your face."