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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 04-13-2004, 06:06 PM Thread Starter
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John Kerry Promoting Marriage

Kerry Says Americans Should Marry


Washington, DC - Speaking before the National Association of Economists yesterday, Senator John Kerry, Democrat candidate for President, presented his plan for the economic revitalization of the United States.

“President Bush has devastated the economy of the United States by emphasizing discredited ideas such as economic growth, productivity, and entrepreneurship,” said Senator Kerry. “We all know that the only way to stimulate the economy is to have people marry rich widows.”

In a statement released by the Kerry campaign, the Senator says that if elected he will eliminate the Commerce, Labor and Treasury Departments as well as the Federal reserve, and will replace them with a Department of Hooking Up which will be in charge of pairing up sexually active unemployed American men with rich widows from throughout the world.

In related news, the Kerry campaign has come out in favor of gay marriage, but only as long as one of the partners is extremely wealthy.

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 04-13-2004, 06:12 PM
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You seem very infatuated with this Gay stuff. It must really hit home with you...ya prison byatch!
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Okay WhiteSeat, lets think about this for one second. Out of that entire 4 paragraph post you find the one sentence that relates to your life style. I also find it ironically odd that you are the first to post up about that....mmmmmmmmmmmm, kinda makes you think dont it...

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Good one, Damn It! Alright, Wayne, you win this one, but revenge is a dish best served cold Muuuuuaaaawwwwhhhhhh!
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something you want to tell the group tony????

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