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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 04-14-2004, 09:17 AM Thread Starter
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Talking memorial stone

A woman's husband dies. He had $20,000 to his name. After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that there is no money left.

The friend says, "How can that be? You told me he had $20,000 a few days before he died. How could you be broke?"

The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,500. And of course, I had to make the obligatory donation for the church and the organist and all. That was $500 and I spent another $500 for the wake, food and drinks, you know. The rest went for the memorial stone."

The friend says, "$12,500 for the memorial stone? My Goodness, how big is it?"

The widow says, "Three carats."

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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 04-14-2004, 09:19 AM
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Re: memorial stone

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The friend says, "$12,500 for the memorial stone? My Goodness, how big is it?"

The widow says, "Three carats."
I really hate to do this, but karats(sp?) have little to do with size.

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Re: Re: memorial stone

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I really hate to do this, but karats(sp?) have little to do with size.
Carat is a weight measurement, it has everything to do with size.

This is a cash and carry world - pay as you go
sometimes you only have to pay a little, mostly it's alot, once in a while it's all you have.
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Re: Re: memorial stone

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I really hate to do this, but karats(sp?) have little to do with size.
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