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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 04-22-2004, 06:01 PM Thread Starter
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WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need. . . = I want.
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = I need to complain
7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
8. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead
11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
13. You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
15. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
16. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
17. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not
going to like

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question
8. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex
with you
13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you
within the next 3 minutes
14. Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep
person and then I'd like to have sex with you.
15. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

"It's all about the pain, the jewelry and the ink are just souvenirs"


<--Michelle
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 04-22-2004, 06:08 PM
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Funny but for the most part true
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Well this one is being forwarded to my gals.

There is nothing firm, nothing balanced, nothing durable in all the universe. Nothing remains in its original state, each day, each hour, each moment, there is change. Change is the essence of life. Embrace change as you do life. To fight change is to live in the past.
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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 04-22-2004, 07:14 PM
Make my day!!!!!
 
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Funny but for the most part true

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Women-
I have a headache =

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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 04-22-2004, 08:17 PM
Asphalt tastes bad, kids.
 
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Yeah, that sounds about right.

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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 04-23-2004, 08:50 AM
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All true!

I love it! ...and I need a back rub!
post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 04-23-2004, 09:11 AM
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Its funny because its true.

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