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post #1 of 19 (permalink) Old 04-23-2004, 10:11 AM Thread Starter
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Simply hysterical...

It's not often that I stumble across a website that brings me to tears and nearly gets me fired. I feel compelled to share said site with ya'll.

NWS Content (cybersex chat logs) - site is okay

I guess it takes a certain sense of humor...but it made my day. Enjoy.

Note: The "sex" word is in the URL...so those with tight corp internet policies beware.

The site is fine though, just text.


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post #2 of 19 (permalink) Old 04-23-2004, 10:31 AM
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this guy is a genius, reminds me of moto's bro.

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Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
Girl: WTF?!?!?
Boy: They stink really bad.



hahaha, this guy is nuts.

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I put on my robe and wizard hat.

OMG!!! I think I just peed my pants!!!


I pull out my schlong... I mean YOUR schlong, YOUR SCHLONG!!!

Good find!!

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How are you reading this AT WORK Jeff???

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rolling on the floor laughing
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ROFLMFAO!!!!!

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can't.....read.....eyes....tearring........


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blondebabe4u: what bob what??
hotstud69: IT FEEL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
blondebabe4u: fell off?
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HAHAAHA, yeah these are great!

My brother has done some stuff like this. Here's a link to a good one he kept.

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Priceless... your brother has the skills.

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HA HA HA!!! That's awesome!

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Good one, LMAO
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That had me to tears as well, I loved the fire one

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The wizard was the best
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and good shit from Sean's brother as well
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hahahaha, nice try. Everyone knows men age like wine and women age like milk. It's a scientific fact!!
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