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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 04-25-2004, 11:47 AM Thread Starter
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More Blonde Jokes

1. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
A. You have to hollow out the head.

2. Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists?
A. They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

3. What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey team?
A. They drowned in spring training.

4. Why did the blonde scale the chain link fence?
A. To see what was on the other side.

5. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A. The cow stepped on her.

6. How did the blonde burn her nose?
A. Bobbing for french fries.

7. Why do blondes have more fun?
A. They are easier to amuse.

8. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A. Frosted flakes.

9. What is it when a blonde blows into another blonde's ear?
A. Data transfer.

10. Why did the blonde resolve to have only 3
A. She heard that 1 out of every 4 children born
were Chinese.

11. Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead?
A. She wanted everyone to know that she could make
up her mind.

12. Why did the blonde ask her friends to save their
burned out light bulbs?
A. She needed them for the darkroom she was building.

13. Why are the Japanese so smart?
A. No blondes.

14. What is the biggest advantage to marrying a blonde?
A. You get to park in the Handicapped Zone.

15. What prevented the blonde from learning to water ski?
A. She couldn't find a lake with a slope.

16. Why was the blonde trapped on an escalator for hours?
A. The power went out.

17. Why couldn't the blonde call 911?
A. There was no "11" on any phone button.

18. What was the blonde's answer when asked, "What
is the capital of California"?
A. She answered "C".

19. Why can't blondes make Kool-Aid?
A. 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.

20. Why do blondes hate M &M's?
A. They are so hard to peel.

21. Why did the blonde get hurt while raking leaves?
A. She fell out of the tree.

22. Why did the blonde complain after losing in a
breaststroke swimming competition?
A. She claimed that the other swimmers cheated by
using their arms.
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 04-25-2004, 11:54 AM
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how can u tell if a blonde used u'r computer?
A: there is whiteout on the monitor screen.
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