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post #1 of 1 (permalink) Old 04-27-2004, 08:47 PM Thread Starter
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Model Employees

A large corporation recently hired several cannibals.

You are all part of our team now,said the Human Resources rep during the welcoming briefing. You get all of the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please do not eat any of the other employees. The cannibals promised that they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked. You're all working
very hard and I'm very satisfied with you. However, one of our
secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?

The cannibals all shook their heads.
After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals said to the
others. Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?
A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals
shouted, You fool!!! For four weeks we've been eating managers and
no one noticed anything! But nooooo, you had to go and eat someone important!
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