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post #1 of 1 (permalink) Old 05-03-2004, 08:19 PM Thread Starter
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>Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they
>are in love.
>One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to
>Jenny's father
>to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr.
>Smith, me
>and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
>Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr.Smith replies, "Well Johnny,
>you are only
>10. Where will you two live?"
>Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies "In Jenny's
>It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
>Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,
>"Okay then how will
>you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support
>Again, Johnny instantly replies, "Our allowance...Jenny makes 5 bucks a
>and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that should
>do us
>just fine."
>By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so much
>thought into
>this. So, he thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that
>Johnny won't
>have an answer to.
>After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Johnny, it seems like you have got
>everything all
>figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the
>two of you should
>have little ones of your own?"
>Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so
>Mr. Smith fainted.
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