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So, a nurse walks into a bank...

A nurse walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, she pulls a rectal
thermometer out of her pocket tries to write with it, she looks up at the
teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, she says "well
that's great...just great...some asshole's got my pen.

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lol It's even typed in redneck!

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Does the nurse normally leave her thermonitor inside of her patients? Maybe is a freebee for visiting her clinic!

Funny none the less.

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I'll bet she was able to write part of the first letter.
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Ew.......hey, THAT GUY IS ME!!! No wait, that's just a fork.

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Ha! That's a good one!
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A man walks into a sperm bank with a ski mask on and a gun. He goes up to the woman working the counter and yells "This is a stick up!".

The woman replies, "Sir, this is a sperm bank, we have no money!"

He replies, "I dont care! Take that test tube full of sperm and drink it! DRINK IT!"

She complies, and he yells "Drink another one!"

After she finishes he removes his mask and its her boyfriend. He then says, "See honey, its not that bad"

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Re: So, a nurse walks into a bank...

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A nurse walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, she pulls a rectal
thermometer out of her pocket tries to write with it, she looks up at the
teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, she says "well
that's great...just great...some asshole's got my pen.



Usually the asshole's a doctor.....

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Quote:
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A man walks into a sperm bank with a ski mask on and a gun. He goes up to the woman working the counter and yells "This is a stick up!".

The woman replies, "Sir, this is a sperm bank, we have no money!"

He replies, "I dont care! Take that test tube full of sperm and drink it! DRINK IT!"

She complies, and he yells "Drink another one!"

After she finishes he removes his mask and its her boyfriend. He then says, "See honey, its not that bad"
good one

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