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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 05-06-2004, 02:35 PM Thread Starter
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Jesus and the redneck

This Irishman in a wheelchair goes into a snack bar and orders a cup of coffee. He looks down the counter and asks the waitress it that's Jesus at the end of the counter. She says yes and he asks her to bring him a cup of coffee on him. Then this Englishman with a humped back comes in and orders a cup of tea and he also notices Jesus and asks the waitress to give him a cup of tea also. Then this redneck on crutches comes in and orders a coke. He looks down the counter and asks if that's Jesus down their and the waitress says yes. He asks her to send Jesus a coke on him. A little later Jesus comes by and heals the Irishman and says thank you. He stands up and walks. Then Jesus heals the Englishman and he stands up and his back is straight. Then Jesus goes up to the redneck and says thank you. Then the redneck backs away and says don't touch me, I'm on disability.
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