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post #1 of 20 (permalink) Old 05-09-2004, 06:43 PM Thread Starter
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25 Signs That You've Grown Up!

25 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE GROWN UP!

1. YOUR HOUSE PLANTS ARE ALIVE, AND YOU CAN'T SMOKE ANY OF THEM.

2. HAVING SEX IN A TWIN BED IS OUT OF THE QUESTION.

3. 6:00 A.M. IS WHEN YOU GET UP, NOT WHEN YOU GO TO BED.

4. YOU KEEP MORE FOOD THAN BEER IN THE FRIDGE.

5. YOU HEAR YOUR FAVORITE SONG ON AN ELEVATOR.

6. YOU WATCH THE WEATHER CHANNEL.

7. YOUR FRIENDS MARRY AND DIVORCE, INSTEAD OF HOOK UP AND BREAK UP.

8. YOU GO FROM 130 DAYS OF VACATION TIME TO 14.

9. JEANS AND A SWEATER ARE NO LONGER QUALIFIED AS "DRESSED UP".

10. YOU'RE THE ONE CALLING THE POLICE BECAUSE THOSE DAMN KIDS NEXT DOOR WON'T TURN DOWN THE STEREO.

11. OLDER RELATIVES FEEL COMFORTABLE TELLING SEX JOKES AROUND YOU.

12. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TIME TACO BELL CLOSES ANYMORE.

13. YOUR CAR INSURANCE GOES DOWN AND YOU CAR PAYMENTS GO UP.

14. YOU FEED YOUR DOG SCIENCE DIET INSTEAD OF MCDONALDS LEFTOVERS.

15. SLEEPING ON THE COUCH MAKES YOUR BACK HURT.

16. YOU NO LONGER TAKE NAPS FROM NOON TO 6 P.M.

17. DINNER AND A MOVIE IS A WHOLE DATE INSTEAD OF THE BEGINNING OF ONE.

18. EATING A BASKET OF CHICKEN WINGS AT 3 A.M. WOULD SEVERELY UPSET, RATHER THAN SETTLE, YOUR STOMACH..

19. YOU GO TO THE DRUGSTORE FOR IBUPROPHEN AND ANTACIDS, RATHER THAN CONDOMS AND PREGNANCY TESTS.

20. A $4.00 BOTTLE OF WINE IS NO LONGER "GOOD STUFF".

21. YOU ACTUALLY EAT BREAKFAST FOOD AT BREAKFAST TIME.

22. "I JUST CAN'T DRINK THE WAY I USED TO", REPLACES "I'M NEVER GOING
TO DRINK THAT MUCH AGAIN".

23. 90% OF THE TIME YOU SPEND IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER IS FOR REAL
WORK.

24. YOU DRINK AT HOME TO SAVE MONEY BEFORE GOING TO A BAR.

AND.....

25. YOU READ THIS ENTIRE LIST LOOKING DESPERATELY FOR JUST ONE SIGN THAT DOESN'T APPLY TO YOU AND YOU CAN'T FIND A SINGLE ONE TO SAVE YOUR SORRY OLD BUTT!!!

"It's all about the pain, the jewelry and the ink are just souvenirs"


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Re: 25 Signs That You've Grown Up!

Quote:
Originally posted by SWEETsexyEX500

24. YOU DRINK AT HOME TO SAVE MONEY BEFORE GOING TO A BAR.

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C'mon, tell me u never did that when u were under 25...

Anyone?

If ya did, y'all some rich Biatches, and then i'd be jealous.

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Thanks Michelle For making me feel old, they all apply to me But since I'm older now.....I'm wiser.......I think

Sometimes goodbye is your second chance.
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Thanks Michelle For making me feel old, they all apply to me But since I'm older now.....I'm wiser.......I think
....what Rick said...it applies to me as well, sad but true.

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Re: 25 Signs That You've Grown Up!

Quote:
Originally posted by SWEETsexyEX500


23. 90% OF THE TIME YOU SPEND IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER IS FOR REAL
WORK.

I fail on this one It's my job but the 90% is way off.

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Nope still haven't grown up yet less than 1/2 off those apply!

Whew!!!

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I love being young! No responsibility is good!

...although I could take some of Rick's wisdom...
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Thanks Michelle For making me feel old, they all apply to me But since I'm older now.....I'm wiser.......I think

I still love ya

"It's all about the pain, the jewelry and the ink are just souvenirs"


<--Michelle
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I still love ya


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"It's all about the pain, the jewelry and the ink are just souvenirs"


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(damn it takes forever when you're old!)

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"It's all about the pain, the jewelry and the ink are just souvenirs"


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