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The Picture On The Night Stand

THE PICTURE ON THE NIGHT STAND

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another
man on her nightstand by the bed.
He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be
reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery."



"It's all about the pain, the jewelry and the ink are just souvenirs"


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That's why I burned all my "before" pics.
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"It's all about the pain, the jewelry and the ink are just souvenirs"


<--Michelle
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That's why I burned all my "before" pics.
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