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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 05-18-2004, 09:54 AM Thread Starter
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THREE MEN--ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY--WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
THE GERMAN PRESSED HIS FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HIM QUESTIONINGLY.
"THAT WAS MY PAGER," HE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER
THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE FELLOW
LIFTED HIS PALM TO HIS EAR.
WHEN HE FINISHED, HE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY
MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

THE HILLBILLY FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH.
NOT TO BE OUTDONE, HE DECIDED HE HAD TO DO
SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. HE STEPPED OUT
OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
HE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER
HANGING FROM HIS BEHIND.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HIM.
THE HILLBILLY FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT.
I'M GETTING A FAX

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