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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 05-19-2004, 03:06 PM Thread Starter
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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur."Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God God recognized Arthur and commented, " Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?" Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me...."

God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?"

God said, " Ah, yes."

"Well ," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion;

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;

3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble to much;

4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust;

5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!

"Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours". :

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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 05-19-2004, 03:08 PM Thread Starter
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The little sister...

The little sister...

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend was a dream. There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was 20 years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate---she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome, and really didn't want to overcome. She told me she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me". I was stunned, frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.I opened the door and stepped out of the house and headed straight to my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family, Son".

The moral of the story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!!!

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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 05-19-2004, 03:20 PM
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And I said....."Look here brother, who you jiving with that cosmik debris? Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho? Zappa 1974
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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 05-19-2004, 03:27 PM
yo quiero su taco
 
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I love that condoms in your car joke! Good sh*t!

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Love the condom joke!! I was guessing he was going to get his camera, but whetever works!

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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 05-20-2004, 05:36 AM
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The Courage to pass most...
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That would suck!!!! So who was really getting screwed on that deal??

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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 05-20-2004, 08:17 AM
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Now both of those are funny.

You dont need a reason to ride, just gas money and lots of time.
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