Ron goes on a blind date with this chick named Suzanne.
Later, after dinner and a movie, Suzanne invites Ron up
to her apartment to fool around.
She reclines on the couch, spreads her legs and says,
"Stick a finger in me."
Ron obliges. Then Suzanne says, "Stick in the other three."
Once again, Ron obliges. Then Suzanne says, "Just go
ahead and shove your whole hand in there."
So Ron eases his hand into Suzanne, who then says,
"Now shove in your other hand."
Ron does so, and Suzanne says, "Now CLAP!"
Ron tries, but nothing doing. "I can't!" he says.
Suzanne looks at him with a smile and says,
"Pretty tight, eh?"