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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 05-27-2004, 10:08 AM Thread Starter
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The Three Bears

Good morning all,

The Three Bears...The Real Story!!!

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair
at the table, he looks into his
small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my
porridge?!!", he squeaks.
Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big
chair. He looks into his big
bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my
Porridge?!!,"he roars.
Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch
from the kitchen and yells, "For
Christ's sake, how many times do we have to go through
this with you idiots? It was
- - - - - - - - - - - - Momma Bear who got up first,
it was Momma Bear who woke
everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made the
coffee, it was Momma Bear who
unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put
everything away, it was Momma Bear
who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch
the newspaper, it was Momma Bear
who set the damn table, it was Momma Bear who put the
friggin cat out, cleaned the
litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish,
and, now that you've decided to
drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs, and grace Momma
Bear's kitchen with your
grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to
say this one more time."
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