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5 tips for women

Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

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Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
Oh, so true, so true, Love it

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dude turn in your man card, your offically done as a man...hahahahha

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dude turn in your man card, your offically done as a man...hahahahha

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yeah.. you can turn it in at any Mass. courthouse.

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