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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 06-01-2004, 12:50 PM Thread Starter
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Cool now this is a funny comeback..

I never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and
>women differ so much. And I never figured out the whole Venus and
>Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head
>and women think with their heart. I have never figured out why the
>sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it
>hears the words "I do ".FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife
>and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up,
>and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to
>hold me." I said "WHAT???!!! What was that?!" So she says the words
>that every husband on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not
>in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy
>your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by
>saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for
>you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that
>night I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day
>off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and
>then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked
>around with her while she tried on several different very expensive
>outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll
>just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new
>clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went to the
>jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
>Let me tell you, she was so excited. She must have thought I was one
>wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me
>because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know
>how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said,
>"That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction
>from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she
>finally said, "I think this is all dear, lets go to the cashier." I
>could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
>feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw
>dropped with a baffled "WHAT??!!!" I then said "Really honey! I just
>want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch
>with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your
>shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she
>was going to kill me I added, Why can't you just love me for who I
>am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I won't be having
>sex again until sometime after pigs fly over a frozen hell while
>monkeys fly out her butt.

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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 06-02-2004, 04:23 AM
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