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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 06-01-2004, 04:53 PM Thread Starter
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> A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures
> alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives,
> she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When
> he does, she begins to gently caress his full beard. "Are you the
> she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
> "Actually, no," the man replied.
> "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she says, running her
> hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
> "I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?
> "Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running
> her forefinger across the bartender's lips, and slyly popping a couple of
> her fingers into his mouth, and allowing him to suck them gently.
> "What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.
> "Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper
> towels in the ladies' room."
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