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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 06-02-2004, 06:28 AM Thread Starter
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Talking A couple MORE jokes.....

The perfect breakfast.as a man sees it...

You're sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of
Wheaties, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and the wife is on the back of a milk carton.....

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(Q) What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

(A) 45 lbs
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(Q) What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

(A) 45 minutes
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(Q) What do you call a smart blonde?

(A) A golden retriever
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(Q) Why did OJ Simpson move to W. Virginia?

(A) Everyone has the same DNA.
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(Q) What' s the difference between a southern zoo and a
northern zoo?

(A) A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front
of the cage along with a recipe.
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(Q) What's the Cuban national anthem?

(A) Row, row, row your boat.
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(Q) What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a
southern fairytale?

(A) A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time".

A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit."

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Re: A couple MORE jokes.....

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(Q) What's the Cuban national anthem?

(A) Row, row, row your boat.
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Almost spilled all my coffee in my keyboard after this one...

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HILLARIOUS.... LOL...

"(Q) Why did OJ Simpson move to W. Virginia?

(A) Everyone has the same DNA."

TOO FUNNY...... LMAO
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(Q) What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a
southern fairytale?

(A) A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time".

A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit."
i love it!!

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Re: A couple MORE jokes.....

Quote:
Originally posted by Labdog

(Q) What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a
southern fairytale?

(A) A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time".

A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit."

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That's awesome!

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(Q) What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a
southern fairytale?

(A) A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time".

A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit."
From growin' up in the south, let me tell y'all that is soooo true!

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