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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 06-02-2004, 07:11 AM Thread Starter
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Talking The Ring

A handsome white-haired man walked into a jeweler's shop late one
Friday, with a beautiful young lady on his side.
"I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend," he said. The
jeweler looks through his stock, and takes out an outstanding ring
priced at $5,000.
"I don't think you understand. I want something very, very special," he
said.
At that, the jeweler went and fetched his special stock from the safe.
"Here is my most stunning ring. Its priced at $40,000 though."
The girls' eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it.
"How are you paying?" asked the jeweler.
"I'll pay by check, but of course you will want to contact the bank to
make sure that everything is in order, so I'll write a check and
you can phone the bank, then I'll fetch the ring on Monday."
Monday morning a very pissed off jeweler phones the man. "You bastard,
you lied to me there's no money in that account."
"I know, but can you imagine the fantastic weekend I had!"

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lol, good one...i gotta do that at one point in my life.



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