Two women are sitting out on the veranda drinking mint juileps. The first woman says to the second woman, "For my first wedding anniversary my husband bought me this beautiful diamond ring."
The second woman says, "well how nice."
"Yes, Yes and for our second anniversary he bought me a new Mercedes," says the first woman.
"Well how nice." says the second woman.
"Yes, Yes and for our fifth anniversary, he bought me this farm, house, and all the horses."
"Well how nice."
"What did your husband get you?" The first woman asks the second woman.
"Well, for my first anniversary my husband gave me charm lessons," stated the second woman.
"CHARM LESSONS?!?! What ever for?" exclaimed the first woman.
The second woman replied, "Well I used to just say F**K you and now I say 'Well how nice'"