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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-03-2004, 02:03 AM Thread Starter
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Two women are sitting out on the veranda drinking mint juileps. The first woman says to the second woman, "For my first wedding anniversary my husband bought me this beautiful diamond ring."

The second woman says, "well how nice."

"Yes, Yes and for our second anniversary he bought me a new Mercedes," says the first woman.

"Well how nice." says the second woman.

"Yes, Yes and for our fifth anniversary, he bought me this farm, house, and all the horses."

"Well how nice."

"What did your husband get you?" The first woman asks the second woman.

"Well, for my first anniversary my husband gave me charm lessons," stated the second woman.

"CHARM LESSONS?!?! What ever for?" exclaimed the first woman.

The second woman replied, "Well I used to just say F**K you and now I say 'Well how nice'"
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-03-2004, 05:21 AM
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I need to go to charm school

Sometimes goodbye is your second chance.
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-03-2004, 08:03 AM
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Years Riding: 30 yrs... and counting!!!
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"well how nice"

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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-03-2004, 08:19 AM
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HAHAHAHA!

Have to remember that!


I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later!!
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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-03-2004, 10:11 AM Thread Starter
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Just so you guys know I did grow up in the south! LOL!

And yes, I do say y'all at times and I like sweet tea.

"Smile, it makes people
wonder what you've
been up to"
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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-03-2004, 10:34 AM
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That is so me......

"It's all about the pain, the jewelry and the ink are just souvenirs"


<--Michelle
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 06-03-2004, 09:16 PM
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LMAO, have I got a girl to send this to.

There is nothing firm, nothing balanced, nothing durable in all the universe. Nothing remains in its original state, each day, each hour, each moment, there is change. Change is the essence of life. Embrace change as you do life. To fight change is to live in the past.
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