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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 06-04-2004, 01:00 PM Thread Starter
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Subject: Fishing Story
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> A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big
> "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.
> The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
> The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas."
> Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start
> tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
> His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the
> store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you
> make today?" The kid says, "One."
> The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a
> day. How much was the sale for?" The kid says, "$101,237.64."
> The boss says, "$101,237.64? What the hell did you sell?"
> Kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a
> medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him
> a
> new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he
> said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we
> went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chris
> Craft.
> Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took
> him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer."
> The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold
> him a boat and truck?" Kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of
> tampons for his wife and I said, 'Well, your weekend's shot, you might
> as well go fishing."

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