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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 06-07-2004, 06:41 PM Thread Starter
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Men strike back!





How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never

be able to support you.

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to

the kitchen sink.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

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How do you fix a woman's watch?

You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

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Why do men break wind more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the

front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

A woman who won't do what she's told.

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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by

90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.

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Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.

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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the

street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.

Then God created Man and rested.

Then God created Woman.

Since then, neither God nor Man has rested

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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later!!
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Quote:
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hmmmmmmmmmm
https://www.chicagolandsportbikes.com...ht=strike+back
lmao!!!

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... was wondering when that guy was gonna show up.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes?






Nothing she hasn't been told twise already

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Why do Brides wear white?






Its important for the dish washer to match the refrigrator and the oven

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What's the first thing a women does after getting out of the battered womens shelter.............






The dishes if she knows what's good for her.

"I just want to say good luck, we're all counting on you"
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What does a women and a tornado have incommon?






They scream when they're cumming and when they leave they take the house, the car, and the dog.

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What does a women and a rubber have incommn?






They're either on your dick or in your wallet.

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Quote:
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What does a women and a rubber have incommn?






They're either on your dick or in your wallet.
no no, the correct answer is: they spend more time in your wallet than on your dick!

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LOL

What happens when your dishwasher stops working?



Slap her and tell her to get back to work



Oopps did I just say that? LOL

"Smile, it makes people
wonder what you've
been up to"
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hand her a shovel
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