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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 06-10-2004, 10:13 AM Thread Starter
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A true Cubs fan...

An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Milwaukee and
trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class
that she's a Brewers fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if
they too are Brewers fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand
except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and
says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" Because I'm not a Brewers
fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're
not a Brewers fan, then who do you support?" "I'm a Cubs fan, and proud
of it," Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Well
Mary, might you explain why are you a Cubs fan?" "Because my Mom and
Dad are from Chicago and my Mom is a Cubs fan and my dad is a Cubs fan,
so I'm a Cubs fan too!" "Well," said the teacher, in an obviously
annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Cubs fan. You don't
have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your Mom was
a white trash prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car thief,
what would you be then?" Mary said, I'd be a White Sox fan."

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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 06-10-2004, 10:16 AM
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Oh my god, that is to funny!

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Just a few spelling corrections.

An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Milwaukee and
trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class
that she's a Brewers fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if
they too are Brewers fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand
except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and
says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" Because I'm not a Brewers
fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're
not a Brewers fan, then who do you support?" "I'm a White Sox fan, and proud
of it," Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Well
Mary, might you explain why are you a White Sox fan?" "Because my Mom and
Dad are from Chicago and my Mom is a White Sox fan and my dad is a White Sox fan,
so I'm a White Sox fan too!" "Well," said the teacher, in an obviously
annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a White Sox fan. You don't
have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your Mom was
a white-collar coke head and your dad was a queer, what would you be then?" Mary said, I'd be a Cubs fan."

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not exactly original though.

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Quote:
Originally posted by SloRoll
Just a few spelling corrections.

An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Milwaukee and
trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class
that she's a Brewers fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if
they too are Brewers fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand
except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and
says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" Because I'm not a Brewers
fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're
not a Brewers fan, then who do you support?" "I'm a White Sox fan, and proud
of it," Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Well
Mary, might you explain why are you a White Sox fan?" "Because my Mom and
Dad are from Chicago and my Mom is a White Sox fan and my dad is a White Sox fan,
so I'm a White Sox fan too!" "Well," said the teacher, in an obviously
annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a White Sox fan. You don't
have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your Mom was
a white-collar coke head and your dad was a queer, what would you be then?" Mary said, I'd be a Cubs fan."
I like the spelling corrections

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