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Can you park in the rear garage?

i got this off another board... worked for me



bet your woman says your too big for the front parking too eh? lemme guess that baby that can fit out of the front door is small compared to you?i dont care how big you are. a garage can take it. saying the car doesnt fit is an excuse not to do it.

anyway heres how you get in the rear garage. this isnt for weekend girlfriends, but for those in serious long term relationships.
works best after a shower when your woman feels most comfortable.
#1 she has to be comfortable with you exploring. if not your on your own. also,if not you have to get her to this point first before this will help.

#2 while exploring with your digits you have to get her to an extremely high aroused state and then approach the rear garage for digit parking/exploring. this step might have to be done for weeks to months before you can get acceptence of #3.

#3 when your woman is fresh out of a shower and your about to mop the front garage, you make attempts to mop the rear gargae too. not clean the whole place up, but clean up the corners. she will know your willing to do anything. a lot of women like it when her rear garage gets mopped, but 1 she isnt going to ask, 2 she thinks you wont do it 3 she wants to make sure its safe(clean). so take this oppurtunity to show her how much you are willing to mop. this too might take weeks or months for her to really appreciate.this is a very important step. dont move too fast.

#4 while engaged in garage to car action via the front garage follow digital exploring from step #2. dont try this step before you have done #2 and #3 or you will just turn her off and she might reject the action and thus put u far behind the pace and you could turn your weeks of waiting for the next step into months.

#5 your on your way to having her allow digital and oral parking in the rear garage.
once you have pretty much full run of the place, then you can attempt to park in the rear garage. if she is still worried about things like what the car will look like when you leave the garage, tell her not to worry you wont look and will grab a towel immediately after. if she is worried about the pain from it, you have to go back to step #2 and instead of one digit park two. this may take a few more weeks/months.
if you get to park more than that and still no rear car parking you did something wrong. she should be so heated from the digit/oral exploring she might actually beg you to park in the rear garage.

#6 when the time comes to park in the rear garage, spooning is the best way to began entry (something with how big the door is/how fast men try to park the car)again anything more than just the bumper might take weeks/months.

#7 hopefully you are using the rear garage for those times of the month when the front garage is undergoing a pressure washing and its flowing like a river. if you can convince her to allow this every month during that time you have done your job.

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one word, "LUBRICATION" (waiting for Slowass to make comments about me or my mom )

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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How in the hell did i know John would be the first to post a reply??
Just trying to pass my experience on to the newbies. It's hard work f8cking all these super models in the pooper.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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Just trying to pass my experience on to the newbies. It's hard work f8cking all these super models in the pooper.
LOL... thats my new signature

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All that takes waaaaaaay too long! Just bend her over and slam it home, she'll get used to it....that garage has memory walls!
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How in the hell did i know John would be the first to post a reply??
John? What about Chris? Or Ken? They must be asleep...

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one word, "LUBRICATION" (waiting for Slowass to make comments about me or my mom )
Trailer parks don't have garages! But if WSE's mom did have a rear garage, it would have an automatic garage door opener..it's called Mad Dog 20/20 in a bag and a carton of GPC menthols!
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John? What about Chris? Or Ken? They must be asleep...
I've been pervert training WhiteSeat, he is progressing nicely.

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I don't believe that....I've been waiting all week now for a "happy birthday" thread for Mary Kate and Ashley...and I've yet to see them.

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Trailer parks don't have garages! But if WSE's mom did have a rear garage, it would have an automatic garage door opener..it's called Mad Dog 20/20 in a bag and a carton of GPC menthols!

I have nothing to say to that Touche

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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I don't believe that....I've been waiting all week now for a "happy birthday" thread for Mary Kate and Ashley...and I've yet to see them.

that's it...I'm keeping both of them for myself now!
Since they've both been spending all week in my bed I've been a little busy, and more than a little exhausted.

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