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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 06-22-2004, 12:15 PM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 06-22-2004, 12:19 PM
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post #5 of 14 (permalink) Old 06-22-2004, 12:56 PM
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post #6 of 14 (permalink) Old 06-22-2004, 01:12 PM
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Just a titty fucking quick update since Ernie hasnt spanked one.

"includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars--two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a "gentlemen's club"--three cut-rate motels and one trailer park. The squat, brick municipal building is next to a currency exchange and a few steps from an adult video store. The bars open at 10 a.m. and close at 6:30 a.m."

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post #7 of 14 (permalink) Old 06-22-2004, 01:22 PM Thread Starter
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this shit is great, and it never stays the same. Here is what i so far think is the funniest. Clicked on the thread called:
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Champ(TM) frame jerks are A+

and this is the first post:

Thanks to Pete (Champ91) for pecking frame gangbangs for a screwing great price, and they look good too.

He was very methodical and careful in his installation, although the squirting drilling still hurt to watch.

Anyway, I recommend them to anyone thinking about farts.
Thanks again!
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post #8 of 14 (permalink) Old 06-22-2004, 01:42 PM
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post #11 of 14 (permalink) Old 06-22-2004, 02:27 PM
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post #12 of 14 (permalink) Old 06-22-2004, 02:39 PM
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post #13 of 14 (permalink) Old 06-22-2004, 06:17 PM
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