Join Date: Apr 2002
Years Riding: 2
How you found us: the smell
The talking clock!
A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his
friends late one night. When they made it to the bedroom, they saw a
big brass gong next to the bed.
"What's a big brass gong doing in your bedroom?" one of the guests
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend "Yup,"
replied the drunk.
"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.
"Watch," the drunk replied.
He picked up the mallet, gave it an ear-shattering pound, and stepped
back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly,
someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You asshole, it's ten
past three in the morning"
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