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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 06-25-2004, 05:21 PM Thread Starter
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Wife asleep in church

> A man went up to the minister at the local church.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Reverend," he said, "We have a problem. My wife keeps
falling
> > > > asleep
> > > > > > during your sermons. It is very embarrassing, not to
mention
> > > > > > disrespectful. What should I do?"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "I've noticed this too, Mr. Jones, and I have an idea if
you're
> up
> > > > to
> > > > > > the task," said the minister. "Take this hat pin with you.
> I will be
> > > > > > able to tell when your wife is sleeping, and I will motion
> to you at
> > > > > specific times.
> > > > > > When I motion, you give her a good poke in the leg with
> the pin."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > In church the following Sunday, Mrs. Jones, sure enough,
> dozed off.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work... "And
> who made
> > > > the
> > > > > > ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mr.
Jones.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "JESUS!" Mrs. Jones cried out as her husband jabbed her in

> the leg
> > > > > > with the sharp object.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Yes,! You are correct, Mrs. Jones," came the minister's
quick
> > > > reply.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Soon, Mrs. Jones nodded off again. And again the minister
> noticed.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation,
> motioning toward
> > > > Mr.
> > > > > > Jones.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "MY GOD!" howled Mrs. Jones as she was stuck again with
> the
pin.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Right again!" bellowed the minister, a slight grin on his
face.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Before long, Mrs. Jones dozed off again. However, this
> time
the
> > > > > > Minister did not notice.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few
> hand gestures
> > > > > > that Mr. Jones mistook as signals to sharply poke his wife
with
> the
> > > > > > hat pin again.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after
> she
bore
> him
> > > > > > his 99th son?"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > At being jabbed, Mrs. Jones screamed, "You stick that
> thing in me
> > > > one
> > > > > > more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your
ass!"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "AMEN!" replied all the women in the congregation.

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