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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 07-01-2004, 12:21 PM Thread Starter
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> A wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting the local
> hospital when, during her tour, she passed a room
> where a male patient was masturbating.
>
> "Oh my god!" screamed the woman, "That's
> disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"
>
> The doctor that was leading the tour explained. "I
> am very sorry. But this man has a serious condition
> where the testicles fill with semen. If he doesn't
> do that five times a day, they'll explode & he'll
> die within minutes."
>
> "Oh that's terrible," commented the woman.
>
> In the very next room, they could see a female nurse
> performing oral sex on a different male patient.
>
> Again the woman screamed "Oh my god! How can that be
> justified?"
>
> The doctor replied "Same illness, better health
> plan!"

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 07-01-2004, 12:27 PM
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